Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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