just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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