She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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