Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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