Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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