in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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