So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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