no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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