We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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