put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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