I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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