It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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