I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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