there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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