Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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