My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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