yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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