Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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