how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
