I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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