She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
