census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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