what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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