You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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