You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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