Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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