You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
