Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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