Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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