I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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