I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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