That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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