my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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