Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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