We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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