btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
