We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
