Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
It's shark week go big or go home
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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