Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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