If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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