Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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