for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
