Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The air was thick with penises
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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