i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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