we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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