I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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