living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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