He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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