Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Never underestimate the power of titties
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
