Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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