i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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