Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
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But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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