I accidentally had phone sex last night
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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