So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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