I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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